Great American Satan

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
less-than-triggery
less-than-triggery

Think I'm Done

The new faux-twit layout is small potatoes in the history of aggravations on this site, but the fake insta pornbot strip and the lack of URLs on dash, and the plans to neuter the entire fucking point of reblog chains on tumblr? Just, blet, fuck it, this is a waste of precious life. I had to make a blacklist of terfs and nazis ten thousand deep and still be adding shit to it all the time. I'm tired.

What do you think?

Should I Leave Tumblr?

Stay for... Reasons

Leave but Don't Delete

Leave, Delete, Salt the Earth

here i go again on my own goin down the only road i've ever known like a drifter i was born to walk alone
barkingpanther
ispyspookymansion

its really wild how many movies and tv shows are just like, obscenely skinny. how many casts are representative of the average population, if you sampled a crowd in a normal store or on a train? how many actually “average” bodies do you see on screen? how often are the stomachs shown flat or concave, how often are the thighs all muscle no fat, how often are the jawlines and cheekbones perfect and not covered by even a hint of softness? its bizarre and offputting whenever you start looking at media with that in mind

greatamericansatan

even with this, the central lady cast is often picked from people that are naturally narrow-boned and starved besides, and the buff boys are narrower than they used to be as well. i thought it was interesting to see in an episode of Arrow where stephen amell had a shirtless fight scene and his belly was a wee bit tummy, vs. the same episode when he was dehydrated out for a scene that was more focused on his appearance. :-P

let the tummies exist fight fatphobia
queersatanic

Anonymous asked:

my friend has been getting into some book called the sofia code with her friend, and it feels like some weird christian cult. do you know anything about it?

cryptotheism answered:

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I wouldn’t call this a cult but this is definitely wooy bullshit.

merytu-mrytw

*cracks knuckles* I did a read through of the Sophia dragon code for some friends and the actual content is worse.

Kaia Ra or whoever opens the book with satanic conspiracy theory, claims that if you want to practice kabbalah/indigenous ritual/etc it's because you were jewish/indigenous in a past life and you're entitled to it, and that Racism Is Over and Healing has to happen now. It has everything; Atlantis and lemuria, chakras, 'quantum' everything, appropriation of Buddhist concepts, yoga- it's like if you simmered new-age bullshit into super-bullshit with a veneer of Instagram marketability over it.

And to make matters worse the woman herself got her start performing reiki on the elderly so that she could convince them to sign over their properties on her death bed.

As you can read here:

canarycanard

so like what’s the dragon tribe part of the book

merytu-mrytw

Oh naturally it's a tribe of quantum higher vibrational dragons who are trying to help humanity ascend by opening their heart-womb chakras. Not making that last bit up, the ultimate goal is to ascend to also being one I think?

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It's uh. bad. it's bad and not good.

jeezis fuckeeng shit cultists watch your back take care of yourself medical woo is predatory con men are the scum of the earth
barkingpanther
asraspeaks2

If I was a billionaire...I'd just go shopping, take art classes, travel, give to all my favorite charities, create beautiful green community spaces with free organic fruits and vegetables for everyone.

I would absolutely not get in an ocean garbage can, get shot 12,000 to 13,000 feet to the bottom of the ocean to tour something I can look at on Google.

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good discourse comrades billionaires should not exist environmentalism
barkingpanther
colorisbyshe

i ended up googling how many billionaires there are because of this whole fiasco and there are almost three tHOUSAND billionaires. that is what... trillions of dollars being horded. trillions of dollars that could feed people, house people, educate people. trillions of dollars that could be used to make sanctuaries, protect land and animals, make entire swaths of the world just places where the planet can breathe.

two thousand, seven hundred people. that's just... a particularly dense neighborhood. owning enough wealth to save the world and instead spend on killing it and sometimes killing themselves.

that's what people who go "aw, they're still human beings, aren't they?" don't get. to me, this sounds like fucking space invaders who landed on the planet and just stole the entire food supply. that's not a fellow human being, that is a roadblock to fucking survival. that's my enemy and, yes, i cheer when my enemy dies sometimes.

excellent discourse comrade class war now billionaires should not exist
queersatanic
queersatanic

Image three people standing with picket signs in front of a booth for The Satanic Temple - Washington at Capitol Hill PrideFestALT
"Satanists Against The Satanic Temple" picket sign held while sign holder talks with curious personALT
Person holding sign that says, "If your religion makes you sign an NDA, that's a red flag"ALT
Person holding up a sign that says, "TST tokenizes trans folks"ALT
Black picket signs that say, "If your religion makes you sign an NDA, that's a red flag" and "Where does TST's $$$ Go?!"ALT
White picket signs side-by-side that say "TST sues its critics" and ", "TST tokenizes trans folks"ALT
Black picket signs that say "Satanists Against The Satanic Temple" and "Don't support scientology for mall goths"ALT

Had a real fun time educating people today about The Satanic Temple (“Scientology For Mall Goths”) today at PrideFest on CapHill in Seattle.

Thanks to the friends who came out to support the four Queer Satanic Heretics still being sued by The Satanic Temple in federal appellate court and now King County Superior Court.

TST is also still suing Newsweek and its reporter (but maybe not her anymore!) for writing about us. In addition, the Temple is now suing a TikToker in Texas for talking about our case. Check the pinned post for more.

the satanic temple is bullshit pride good times